The one about the banana and the thermal image camera

So there’s this group of girls (possibly nurses) who have organised a visit to their local fire station. The guys are quite excited and understandably want to show off. Time for a prank. So one guy gets hold of the thermal image camera and has an idea. A few seconds later and the camera is on and there is a banana in the microwave… He takes it out and puts it down the front of his trousers. His mate has a quick look through the camera and there’s the banana in all it’s glory.

A while passes and the girls turn up for their tour. They get shown round the fire engines, they play about with the hoses and then they get shown a few pieces of equipment. Meanwhile, the banana has cooled a bit so it’s back in the microwave. Eventually the girls are shown the camera. They’re told how to use it and asked to have a look around at all the firemen including our hero who’s at the end of the line with the banana stuffed down his trunks. The firemen are giggling about what the girls are about to see – all except one. Instead of the expected phallic symbol, the camera shows a fireman hopping about with a hot blob across his crotch.

Heating the banana the second time caused it to weaken to the point that when he put it down his pants, it sort of oozed out of it’s skin, leaving him with burnt mens bits and a girl getting the wrong sort of shock.